We met. I loomed over Jim as I took his order: burger medium-well, another SamAdams, and please put Jeopardy! on. "Is he joking?" I asked myself. "Jeopardy! during a Rangers game?" "Let me check with my manager"-a phrase loved by all wait-staff. . Turns out that Jeopardy! doesn't run on Saturdays especially when the Rangers are playing. I'd been tricked. Knowing he would eventually ask for my number, I designed to squash his dreams of life-long Halligan's burgers at a family discount by telling him "I'm sorry, I only give my number out weekdays at 7pm" Yes, a great line. He asked, I panicked, he came back some days later, I was not there, he returned eight months later-and now you're invited to our wedding.