Best Woman
You should buy a quilt from her!
Best Man
Every wedding needs a Bulgarian!
Bridesmaid
She's fluent in Swahili!
Groomsman
Not Kelsey Grammer.
Bridesman
Have you seen his cheeseboards!?
Groomsman
Matt once slapped him in a schoolyard!
CO-EMCEE
Ask her about her favorite rom-com.
CO-EMCEE
He might move west (help us convince him).
Officiant
Too many Z's.