Hai guyz figure i would come on here and give you an update. Me and Brudder have been working away planning the purffec wedding for the Pawrents but Mamma said that Malcolm couldn’t come. Iz get it the boi is nearly blind. Buuttt then momma had the awwdadciy to say Iz caint come. Woow such like so rude. Like this is the thnx I get 4 all da wrk Iz dun. O yeah her and daddy found out bout dis site so they want me 2 share a few updates. Invites are out! Thnx 4 returning the rsvps…. Now if the pawrnts can keep up with them until time to order the food. Speakin of the invites, the theme of the wedding is not DnD it’s mommy’s and daddy’s favorite things. So there will be a little bit of everythin there just not me… but momma said I can halp mak a drink in honor of me and pics of me every where. K thx bai

Hiiii, it's me Malcolm. Zoe and I are the ones writing the stories. I wanted to let y'all in on the secret of how my momma and daddy met. daddy had just move to a new place called Knoxvilleee and started at K-Rogwer, or at leas that's what momma calls it. Daddy went on lunch break and saw momma reading(whatever that is) a book. Daddy was a jerk and stolle!!! momma's book, but at least he promised to return it when he was done. It was a book about sparkly vampires and Jaspers. This led eventually to them going to the opening night of some movies about them to -hecking- heckle the movie... Also daddy stole momma parking spot at work. mommas was suppppeerrr mad at whoever had stolen HER parking spot!