Maid of Honor
- resting bitch face - will yell at you and gag when she hears you chewing from 3 rooms away
Best Man
- didn't know Steve's name for the longest time
Maid of Honor
- the son my dad always wanted - jacked
Groomsman
- cannot multitask - will ignore you
Bridesmaid
- gets shit done - princess
Groomsman
- somehow all the girls favorite
Bridesmaid
- the most innocent minded person - wicked sarcasm
Groomsman
- 40 year old stuck in young man's body
Bridesmaid
- doesn't understand sarcasm - the most gullible person
Groomsman
- finishes his meal before you've taken a bite
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
- would play corn hole for 24 hours straight if allowed
Groomsman
- most likely to ghost your text