Maid of Honor
Sure, she's older than the bride, but she might as well have been a twin.
Best Man
I am the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him.
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaids are like champagne, sparkling, bubbly, and fancy AF.
Groomsman
$20 bucks is $20 bucks...
Bridesmaid
I can't wait to ugly cry at your wedding...
Groomsman
Best friend since highschool, you could say its a bromance, but it might be more than that (Nicole's trying not to be jealous).
Ring Bearer
Ring security and flower girl body guard.
Flower Girls
3 times the Sass!