Groom
"I love lamp."
Bride
"When Cory introduced me to Leo's Tacos, I knew he was the one."
Maid of Honor
"This is what you get when you go chasing a high." - Faina, in reference to eating Sumo Oranges that weren't bussin'
Best Man
“I first met Cory on July 20th, 1995, and I was so inspired I decided to have my son born on the same day. Congratulations to Cory and Faina! I wish for many years of bliss.”
Bridesmaid
"Cheers to the beautiful couple Cory and Faina, wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness. Waiting on the third niece/nephew soon! 🤣"
Groomsman
“I’m so glad your parole officer let you marry a man again after what you did with the first”
Bridesmaid
“Party people… we’re bringing brat summer 2025: the Danielian wedding remix.”
Bridesmaid
“May your marriage be full of love, laughter, and not having to share your fries! Love you guys so much and can’t wait to celebrate you”
Groomsman
"Marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your pick!"
Bridesmaid
“This is like AP Bio all over again but the stakes are way higher”
Groomsman
"If I had a nickel for every friend I had named Cory that was a programmer, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Bridesmaid
"Let’s keep it rockin’ till death do us part! 🤙"
Groomsman
“Congratulations on your wedding! Looking forward to celebrating your special day!”
Groomsman
"Would ittabatarting be too weird?"