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July 24, 2022
Richland, WA
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coolio & brodiena

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

brodiena meepster

and

coolio mcfridge

#EatMoreChiken

Richland

WA

July 24

2022

How We Met

First comes a psychotic mushroom documentary, next comes true love.

Coolio McFridge and Brodiena Meepster first met at the neighborhood mailbox. It was a snowy day, and Coolio was attempting to open up her mailbox, only to find out it was the wrong mailbox when Brodiena went to pick up his mail. Brodiena arrived at the neighborhood mailbox with pet bagel, Mr. Shmop. Coolio on the other hand, well she had her Onewheel, which she had named Pinton. When Mr. Shmop layed eyes on Pinton it was frenemy at first sight. "Shloppity meep block shmop!" barked Brodiena's bagel. "Vroom beep" yelled back Brodiena's Onewheel. Then Brodiena was like "hey girl hey, I think our inanimate pet objects have something against eachother. Wanna have some coffee over at my house?" Coolio responded with "I don't drink coffee." Brodiena gave a cute smile and said "neither do I! I think we're perfect for each other!" Coolio went over to Brodiena's house to have some apple cider and played mafia together. That's where it all began...

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