Wedding Party
Colleen Sleeper
Co-MOH
Sam's best friend, Brian's cousin and the reason they even know each other!
Alyssa Conley
Co-MOH
Brian's sister and one of Sam's closest friends!
Zack "Gingie" Wheet
Co-BRO
Brian's oldest friend; sat across from each other the first day of fourth grade!
Sean "The" Sargent
Co-BRO
Brian's partner-in-crime; together, they are the Young Associates!
"The" Dan Reidy
Officiant / Trivia DJ
Brian's partner-in-crime; together, they are the Quick Pickers!
Matt Daniels
Ceremony Musician
Sam's oldest friend; they met in sixth grade!
Joan Maione
Mother Of The Bride
Sam's mom!
Gayle Conley
Mother Of The Groom
Brian's mom!
Paul Conley
Father Of The Groom
Brian's dad!
Amy Conley
Bubble Girl
Brian's Goddaughter!
Sloane Sleeper
Bubble Girl
"Ah-pew!"
Pearl (The Dog)
Honor Attendant
A small, a cow-like creature; very cute, but you wouldn't know it by her extremely unpleasant scent.
Mike Heck
Host
MMA Fighting's (great website) own, Mike Heck!
Speedy Slug
Featured Musician
New project "Speedy Slug III" just released everywhere on 05/22/2026.