Best Man
Certified good boy. Brother to all cats. Guard Boy. Lovable jock.
Bouncer
Mitts of steel and the whole reason this sha-bang is happening.
Guardian of the Rings
Mancat of mystery, faster than the speed of light.
Etiquette Enforcer
Kyle is one of the most debonair people we know, his role is only fitting.
Bug Buster
Long ago Hogarth swore to protect the Pontiac Chateau. To this day, this elite fighter continues his crusade to champion the cause of a bugless basement and a future where 1000-legged creatures are thought only to be fictitious.
Leader of the Pep
This woman has a perfume bar and is known to rock a neon green pantsuit. Need we say more.
Bucket Hat Empath
Fears the sun even though he is the sun. Doesn't know how to fight but will try to have your back if you're absolutely sure it's necessary. Huge Reba McEntire fan.
Low-Five Encouragers
YOU BETTER NOT BE TOO SLOW
Public Relations
Will translate what the hell is going on as the night goes on.
Hi-Five Encouragers
Up-top funk you up, Up-top funk you up
Back-alley Piercer
Need any piercings for the big day? They got you covered.
Advice Hotline
They know all the good things, where the good things are, and how to get the good things.