Groom
Rage-baiter extrordinaire. Big fan of critters, music, sweaters, rainy days, literature, and drawing me medieval cats whenever I want. Not, however, a big fan of being destroyed by me in Quiplash (which is a fairly common occurrence). Contrary to popular belief, I'm not paying him to marry me. - Cass
Bride
Likes include: her cat Roscoe, Sleeping, eating sweet treats, and me. Probably in that order. Dislikes include: Mike Tyson, Being cold, Being Hungry, being hot, and me. Also probably in that order. -Coda
Best Man
When I think of any good time from the years 2019-2022, Josh was probably there. Tap dancing king, actor extraordinaire, and graphic designer.
Maid of Honor
Loves Jesus and kids- basically a Catholic pope. Notable attributes also include: nutcracker enthusiast, easiest person to force into doing stuff I don't want to, somehow witnessed all my awkward phases and still stuck around. Is also immensely feared by that one curb by the traffic light at the Owosso Walmart. Made me a mug cake as I'm writing this, and made me add it to the bio (another thing I made her do cuz I didn't wanna)
Groomsman
A man who radiates almost as much aura as the groom. He's Italian, has a deep voice, and his middle name is Vittorio- also he trained and wrangled alligators in the Australian outback when he was a child.
Bridesmaid
What you would call "A real one." Kick-butt mom and best bonus sister the world could have offered me. Always supplementing common sense and good judgment when I don't feel like using mine #YoungestChild. Not big on owls, but does heartily enjoy the many forms of the potato. Also really good at pictures. You see those ones on the home page? meet their mother.
Groomsman
Close your eyes and imagine the greatest voice you've ever heard. Now open them- hey look it's Estevão. He also goes by Stephen if you have trouble with pronouncing hot names.
Bridesmaid
If we're talking Panera value duets- you already know she's getting involved, soggy crutons and all. My favorite bug enthusiast, craft companion, trinket connoisseur, certified cool girl, Lowes enthusiast on the down-low,mayor of brave-ville, stealer of every funny bit I've had ever, and the object of most of my bullying. Can usually be found at leaf pile.
Groomsman
Your worst nightmare when it comes to Jackbox Murder Trivia Party and quick math, but truly couldn't find a better sidequest partner. Notable attributes include voice cracking and being one of the OG haters. #MHF
Bridesmaid
If you're wondering how I got through my sophomore-junior years of college, look no further than this girl, her hotpot, and lots of boxes of pastaroni. Sometimes she even let me sit on the edge of her bed in my outside clothes. Keeper of my secrets, dilf list, and the two things that never cease to make me grocery cart laugh. Forever united in obscure vocal stims <3
Groomsman
Survived The European Tour 2025... it was really a CANNON event. iykyk. Imagine the greatest pianist of all time and Yesung has probably heard of him too.
Bridesmaid
We're not quite "two birds of a feather," but we are two rats of the same sewer. My fellow survivor of SIXTEEN roaches found in our room senior year, my yap jail cellmate for life, my day one, and most importantly, the most turnt person in the room when Pitbull comes on. Just don't ask her about any bean trivia iykyk. Anyway, squeak squeak :)