Groomsman
The eldest of the Johnson boys, Cade aka "Captain Redbeard" has always shouldered the weight of setting an example for the others. Dedicated, driven and with a heart of gold he's set quite the bar. Though his appearance is calm and collected on the surface, there's a molten core of a goofy jokester underneath it all. An avid gamer but also a baller and shot caller, this dude can drain more threes than any other Wonder bread fella.
Bridesmaid
Sammy is the wife of Cade Johnson. She's thoughtful, loving, and so supportive! We couldn't ask for a more wonderful sister-in-law! She's raised two beautiful girls, Lyla, Nadia (our perfect little flower girls) and our new little nephew Breccan! You could learn so much from her patience and natural instinct in being an amazing mother!
Groomsman
Baboo Brogan is the second born Johnson. A crafty, McGuyver boy wonder, Brogan can be found in the darkest of basements sculpting, drawing or building some new strange thing. Once the most hellish of the Johnson brood, "Bobs" has become one of the kindest and compassionate. This evolution is a welcome one.
Bridesmaid
Abby is a one-of-a-kind talent! She's known in the family for her amazing baking skills and always knows the way to everyone's hearts! She's down-to-earth and is always fun to talk to, another wonderful sister-in-law we couldn't live without!
Groomsman
Maclain aka "The Stain" aka "Dex" is the fourth-born of the Johnson clan. Articulate, witty and full of the most useless of information, Dex knows. "Mac" will school you in any tactical situation and make you lament why you even bother playing the games that you love. Despite all of this, Maclain is joyful, warm and always there for you.
Bridesmaid
Callie is known for her smarts and artistic talent! She's sly and quick with a conversation and can surprise you with her sense of humor! She is Mac's counterpart and she's made her mark in the family with her creativity in arts and crafts! She's the newest addition to the sister-in-laws and we're so lucky to have her as a sister!
Groomsman
"K.C. Dilla", the final Johnson boy, even though born moments before his twin sister, Bailee, was still the Woody doll that emerged clutching the ankle of the shiny Buzz Lightyear all us boys wanted. The undisputed sweetest of the Johnsons, K.C. would give you the shirt off his back. With enough care, class, and compassion to sink a ship, this talented thespian makes all the male siblings birthed before look like faulty prototypes.
Bridesmaid
Bailee is the baby sister! She's such an inspirational young woman. She's thoughtful, organized, and so fun to be around. We all enjoy her musical talents and all the good she has to share with the world. We love her to pieces and couldn't get married without her by our side!
Father of the Bride
Don is the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. He has the most unique interests and has taught Joanie everything that she never needed to know. He's given her a crazy sense of humor and has passed down the most valuable dad jokes you could ever ask for. In all seriousness, Don is an amazing father, a loyal best friend, and a man who anyone would be lucky enough to call "Dad". We're so happy we get to share our special day with him and that he's here to honor Joanie's mother, Connie" every day by being the best parent humanly possible.
Father of the Groom
Kevin "The Legs" Johnson, the "Six Million Dollar Man" who started it all. An Idol and mentor to all who know him, he is a pinnacle of fatherhood. Kevin is undoubtedly the font of his offsprings' vast amounts of goofiness. With athleticism that puts those half his age to shame, Kevin is also known for his accurate impersonation of a gorilla.
Mother of the Groom
Nikki "Don't Call Her Nicole" Boss Johnson, is the angelic mother of the Johnson clan. The epitome of grace and good will, there is a reason that even those who have no biological relation call her "mom". Known far and wide for her magical "Penguin Dance", Nikki is love, warmth and altruism embodied.
Bride
Joanie "Baloney" aka Joanie Pooh, is the best friend a guy could ask for. With more love, optimism and heart than humanly possible, she hurtled into my life like a world-shaking meteor. The sheer amount of joy this beautiful human spreads leaves those she comes in contact with forever changed. Talented, ambitious and the funniest nerd around, never could I have fathomed a more perfect partner to tether myself to.
Groom
This amazing man is happy to be the butt of every joke, putting others' happiness before his own in all situations. His smile lights up a room and his humor darkens it back up for good balance. Bursting out in song every chance he gets, life is never dull or quiet, but you'll never laugh harder than you will around him. Anyone lucky enough to know this guy knows that he's the best friend you could ever ask for: loyal, loving, supportive, and always has a joke ready to make you smile! He'll be the best husband a woman could ask for!