Bride
Got Clayton 2 kittens for his birthday
Groom
Rumor is, Clayton saw Alison doing squats from across the gym... and the rest is history.
Maid of Honor
She's THAT bitch
Best Man
Grundy County's finest
Bridesmaid
Understands Alison's hesitation to marry into a Ford Family
Groomsman
Not on steroids
Bridesmaid
Smarter than you... but you would never know.
Groomsman
Will be unable to join us on our special day as he will be deployed. Wants everyone to have at least 1 drink to makeup for what he is unable to consume.
Bridesmaid
A Yankee with a heart of gold
Groomsman
Also a Yankee
Bridesmaid
Sara is expecting a baby boy
Groomsman
How many Yankees are there?
Bridesmaid
“Ask me about my tractor”
Bridesmaid
Groomsman