Groom
He's Sam, and he likes to party.
Bride
She's Claudia, and she also likes to party. (more than one of them can like to party)
Best Man
Former US Navy Seaman. Cannot swim.
Maid of Honor
Faif. Is about 22 apples tall.
Groomsman
Calls Sam "his little joey"
Bridesmaid
Successfuly completed a Death Drop at a family wedding
Groomsman
Will talk your ear off about communism if you give him the chance
Bridesmaid
Loves cows, terrified of butterflies.
Groomsman
Crab Person, Dog Blanket, Admiral of Chaos
Bridesmaid
will match any vibe, any time
Groomsman
Absolutely adores Bud Lite. Bring him one if you want to be friends!
Bridesmaid
Once asked us to dare her to eat dirt, then did.
Groomsman
Is a doctor. More importantly, middle name is Carl.
Bridesmaid
Is a doctor. More importanly, has incredible hair.
Groomsman
Also responds to "Kiki"
Bridesmaid
Frequently defaults into a Russian accent
Groomsman
The PK stands for Parkour
Bridesmaid
played a game called "gluten or no gluten" as kids only to become unable to digest gluten later in life