Bride
#ClaudiaSchmidtHerself
Groom
Webster's dictionary defines wedding as "two metals being fused together with a hot torch"
Maid of Honor
"You better not hurt Claudia or else" -Sylvia (supposedly) to Corran, June 2023
Best Man
"The deeper Corran fell in love with Claudia, the worse his mini golf game got, so I've been all in on this since the beginning. Cheers to a winning record!"
Bridesmaid
"And I said I would never go to a camp wedding, but here I am and I'm not even mad"
Groomsman
"From gaming, to psych, to wrapping each other in bubble wrap. We've been through it brother..."
Bridesmaid
"Us in fourth hour ceramics could have never predicted this... yay to claud and corran!!!"
Groomsman
"I hope Corran dresses half as well for his wedding as he does for Kwik Trip. He's been known to wear a suit and tie for such events."
Bridesmaid
"I saw Claudia and Corran sitting in a tree the other day, now they're getting married!"
Groomsman
"If we have half as much fun at this wedding thing as we've had at the picnic table behind the Wautoma Kwik Trip, it'll be a great day."
Bridesmaid
"My face when the girl in the bottom bunk at Son Rise 2016 is getting married!!"
Groomsman
"I'm engaged to Corran's ex."
Bridesmaid
"I'm just glad someone told me what to wear"
Groomsman
“First time I met Corran was at my wedding. Second time I met Corran was at his wedding”
Junior Bridesmaid
"I promise I'll be more excited to see Dia and Corran get married than I was to see the bean."
Usher
Congratulations! From SchommStar to the CornStars! I peliCan believe in you!
Junior Bridesmaid
"Corny and Dia forever <3"
Usher
"Hope you two find a place with softer basement floors."