Bridesmaid
We've often discussed the possibility of somehow being sisters that share a brain, but I guess "cousins" makes more sense.
Best Man
My ride or die. But mostly my ride.
Bridesmaid
Without her, there would be no wedding. Thanks for dragging me to Kyle's party over a decade ago.
Groomsman
The OG: Original Ginger
Bridesmaid
The OG cousin. Passing on the sick hand-me-downs since '88.
Groomsman
Too cool for school.
Bridesmaid
The sister I never had, but have actually had for almost 10 years.
Groomsman
Finally not a sister.
Bridesmaid
One of the fiercest women I have ever met. Thankful to have her on my side...now.
Groomsman
The replacement red head when the OG joined the marines.
Bridesmaid
Kyle's middlest sister. Remember life without me? Nope, you can't.
Groomsman
Can you quote me on a tent for the wedding?
Bridesmaid
The most beautiful, younger brother Kyle never had. Also, arguably, the most beautiful, younger brother I have.
Groomsman
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor? Hoover to the rescue.
Bridesmaid
My oldest friend, even though I still harbor resentment towards her for making varsity soccer freshman year.
Groomsman
This wedding is the only event he won't need to scalp tickets for.
Bridesman
We've been kickin' it awkwardly since '03.
Groomswoman
Not A-man-duh.
Groomsman
Checking in at 6'1" from Cheltenham, PA: Glen "The Hustle" Gagnon