Mother of the Bride
Clarissa's mom. Started the Kramer family with Brad in 1976. A great listener and very supportive. Shares her love of the outdoors and flowers with the bride and the family.
Father of the Bride
Clarissa's dad. Started the family with Ruth in 1976. Always finds the calm in the storm and the Tab in his coffee mug. Also great at dancing and shares his love of Tab & saltines with the bride and family.
Mother of the Groom
AKA "Mummsy", "Mum", "Ju", "JuJu", "Ma(!)", "Her Frailness", and "Susiebitches". Loves making sweets and cracking skulls. Only thing she is looking forward to more than her AARP card is the possibility of grandkids. You may guess as to which she will receive first. Hint: it's the one that will give her discounts at Perkins.
Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride. Partner in crime since 1988. President of the tropical candy club.
Best Man
Friend of the Groom and fishing buddy since 2003. One day we will sit down and write a book about our misadventures.
Bridesmaid
Friend of Bride. Friends since Freshman volleyball tryouts at Verona Area High School, 2002. Co-Partner in the CC Mafia.
Best Man
AKA "Pipes". Designated Best Man since 2004, friend since circa 1998 in Mrs. Glanzer's math class.
Bridesmaid
Friend of Bride. Neighbors from 1995 - 2006, didn't become friends until high school and ended up being the odd couple of roommates during and after college.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Meeting at the Paul Bunyan Playhouse, Erik and the groom knew they had hit it off when they both starting singing the Sanford and Son theme song (the *entire* song). Fellow "Office" fanatics and Michael Scott-style dance move professionals.
Bridesmaid
Friend of Bride. Met at MTT Crossfit in 2013 and have been lifting partners and good friends since. Friends who get swole together, stay together.
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom. Has been a good pal and very supportive of his crazy cousin's adventures.
Flower Girl
Niece and goddaughter of the Bride. Cutie and all-around awesome lady. Watch out for her on the dance floor.
Ring Bearer
Godson of the Groom, member of the Godson/father Trifecta. AKA "Godson", "Derek(!)", and "Da Booboo". Will forever be picked up and adored by his godfather (yes, even when Derek grows up to be 6'6", it will still happen).
Usher
Brother of the bride. Has always been supportive and protective. Taught the bride how to walk, yet unfortunately not how to cook, much to the chagrin of the ailing groom.
Usher
Brother of the Bride. AKA "Raffi". Funny and very outgoing. Was the Cyclops to Clarissa's Wolverine, making a very strong X-men team. Is now the "Raffi" to the groom's "Dirty Randy". It's a television reference, it is hilarious, and that is all you need to know. Good day.