Officiant
"I’m just glad I can finally put my religious education to good use…wait this is a secular ceremony? Fine…"
Maid of Honor
“I swear I used to be the cooler sister”
Best Man
"I used to look up to Charles; now I just admire him dearly."
Groomswoman
“I’m thrilled that Claire and Charles are getting married. And, I promise not to tell any embarrassing stories about my little brother.”
Mother of the Bride
"To my Claire Bear, I love you to the moon and stars and back again and am so thrilled you found someone who loves you nearly as much as I do!"
Father of the Bride
"Nothing will please me more than to see you with that special person creating Marital Fusion together"
Mother of the Groom
“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” ― Dr. Seuss "Lean into the weird. Lean into the love." ― Mom
Father of the Groom
“Suburban Dad Emeritus. The kids turn out to be some of the coolest people I know.”