Wedding Party

CJ Meseke

Groom

The sexiest Montucky Cold Snack drinking sum bitch in the nation! Merica!

Channey Hansen

Bride

She plays with organs for a living!

Johnny Mitchell

Best Man

He loves the song Old Yeller!

Nicky Boy

Groomsman

Don't be alarmed by this mustache, it only comes once a year!

Corey Orth

Groomsman

Professional Wilford Brimley impersonator!

Aidan Osborn

Groomsman

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. The Sloth....

Jesse Mitchell

Groomsman

Get some son!

Nala

The Good Girl

Jim Coscarella

Officiant

The Real Stud!

Brittany Hansen

Maid of Honor

Sister of the Bride, life of the party, and can hold her liquor so well she can still land a plane on the Hudson at the end of the night!

Jasmine Phares

Bridesmaid

Bridesmaid and bestie, come sail away with this Party Captain. Destination: drunk!

Reilly Sullivan

Bridesmaid

Best bud and keeper of the Bankies (Coors that is).