Just kidding, but it does feel like it's been forever, right!? We met in February or March (neither of us quite know) of 2014, and we just stuck. Sometimes two people just stick, ya know? There is no princess or prince. No sappy "love at first sight," "never spent a day apart" tale. It's just a story of a weird, "feels like we've known each other forever," "there's no one who can put up with my shit quite like you" kind of sticking. And, on March 12, 2021, this is what we're celebrating, this super-sticky love that no goo-be-gone has been able to get rid of. So, come to the Sunshine State, bring your SPF, and party your faces off with us while we make this stickiness legally binding.