BEAN & WALKER
WEDDING PARTY
Jerbear
Best Man
Or Jerah Wesdorp, Older brother of the groom. Spent most his life tormenting the groom and now gets to torment even more by telling embarrassing stories about the groom via speech.
Shelly
Maid of Honor
Or Michele Kirn, Sister of the bride. Most notable for getting her hair stuck in a blender while attempting to smell beer cheese. Will be at the wedding with a cup of lemons and maybe even her lemon tree. Wont miss a beat becuase FOMO isnt in her vocabulary.
Karbar
Best Man
Or Karlan Wesdorp, Little brother of the groom. Will use best man toast to get back at groom for being a bully.
Melarsha
Maid of Honor
Or Melyssa Kirn, Sister of the bride. Once mistaken a bottle of ranch for sunscreen and a rubbed it all over someone, SPF 100.. be warned. AND fellas she is Single.
Honey Backwoods Burnsy
Groomsman
Or Jake Burns, best friends with the groom since 3rd grade. Will probably get arrested the night of the wedding if he isn't still in jail from the bachelor party.
Poodle
Bridesmaid
Or Kenzie Meyer, Cousin of the Groom, best friends and college roommate with the Bride. Might have to skype in from some european adventure. Will have the most creative dance moves.
Big Ray
Groomsman
Or Ray Gardinier, Best friends with groom since first grade. Used to run into screen doors growing up and now he is a doctor somehow?
Lizzie
Bridesmaid
Or Liz Williams, Best friends with the bride since highschool. Once drove off the road on a scooter, straight into a thorn bush. Will beat you in catch phrase.
Hwoop
Groomsman
Or John West, Best friends through high school and college roommates. He will be the one with a weird drinking rash and weirdest dance moves at the wedding.
Hannah Seiter
Bridesmaid
Best friend since Highschool and College roommate with the bride. Has the best dance moves, especially if Beyonce is on. Will be the first women president.
Cheese
Groomsman
Or Matt Fiedler, Best friends and coworkers with the groom. He'll be the loudest of the groomsmen. I'm still surprised he agrees to hang out with me after working all day.
Court
Bridesmaid
or Courtney Marciano, Best friend and college roommate with the bride. Might have a big mac and a case of wine at the wedding. Loves dancing on elevated surfaces, watch out. Always smiling.
Robby Rooster
Groomsman
Or Dave Zumdick, best friends and roommates with groom in college. Once fell off a large ledge and busted his head open after drinking too much Kentucky Tavern. Keep on alert.
Juls
Bridesmaid
Julia Volpenhein, Best friend with the bride since highschool. Her last name is Holocher but the bride will forever call her by her maiden. She'll call you out on your bluff and not even realize shes doing it... NAMASTE
Jakey Eggs and Bakey
Groomsman
Or Jakey Hills, Best friends and probably the most level headed of the groomsman. Most notable for his lasso dance move. Be wary on the dance floor.
Nicole
Bridesman
Or Nikki Groneck, Best friend, college roommate and Architecture School bestie of the bride. Most likely to be on Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars.
Bwad
Groomsman
or Brad Kirn, Brother of the bride and good friend of the groom. May not be able to stand on the alter long due to the weight of the gold chain on his neck, or maybe at that point it will be chainS.
Skippy
Bridesmaid
Or Megan Wesdorp, Married to Jerah Wesdorp. Has the most contageous laugh and easiest to talk to. Most notable for being Scout's mom.
Jorn Tibbs
Groomsman
Boyfriend of brides sister and good friend of the groom. Some might call him metro sexual... most might call him metro sexual.... he's a metro sexual
Linds
Bridesmaid
Or Lindsey Wassler, Friend of the bride. She's the brides newest friend but somehow became one of her closest. She's a boxing coach, don't mess with her... or the bride