Maid of Honor
Best sister I've ever had!
Best Man
Kelvin's twin brother (just 4 years older). Slightly less attractive than Kelvin. Slightly better beard. Bigger heart.
Matron of Honor
Closest thing I have to a second sister!
Groomsman
Nerdy, sweet, beefcake currently in the market for baby-sized freeweights . . . for his son, he already has a set for him.
Bridesmaid
Lifelong best friend and just an overall beautiful person inside and out!
Groomsman
Stereotypical Irishman. Loud, argumentative, and a heart of Kerrygold butter. Nicer than he looks. Thinks he's smarter than you.
Bridesmaid
Favorite British person in the whole world and an overall amazing human being!
Officiant/Groomsman
A bro with the soul of a nerd. Voted most likely to cry at the wedding, partly because of lack of sleep from his growing family.
Groomsman
The nicest guy you'll ever meet (psst...we told him the wedding starts 3 hours early so he shows up on time).
Groomsman
Complicated and funny -- always keeps your eye on the dark part of life.