Bride
Can wiggle her pinky toe without moving any of her other toes. Try it. It's hard.
Groom
Can also wiggle his pinky toe without moving any of his other toes. It was meant to be.
Maid of Honor
The younger, taller, prettier Kim sister. People say she's the better one.
Best Man
He mentors young minds to equip them for college and beyond. Scary.
Maid of Honor
She held a stranger's hand because she shared the same name as her mom. It was the bride's hand that she held, and that is how they met. Creepy or romantic? Not sure.
Best Man
He looks and feels like tofu. He hates tofu. The irony. Update: He likes tofu now.
Bridesmaid
She is a mess when she eats. Don’t be surprised to see crumbs in her hair.
Best Man
Apparently, James is his real first name.
Bridesmaid
The J is silent in her name. Please make sure not to mess that up when speaking to her. It's very offensive.
Groomsman
He drives a burnt orange Hyundai Sonata. Hyundai still thanks him for being the sole purchaser of that vehicle in the US.
Bridesmaid
She saw a young photo of the bride and herself together. Her mom told her it was her best friend. She thought it was a boy.
Groomsman
He used to shop exclusively at Hollister. We don't hold that against him.
Bridesmaid
She’s taller than most Korean guys. Look at the groomsmen.
Groomsman
He is a die-hard Cubs fan. That used to be funnier before 2016.