Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. Doesn't believe in rules. No filter. Ate dog food once for a sip of beer. You get the idea.
Bridesmaid
Peed her pants at our first volleyball practice. Instant friendship. Makes cute babies.
Bridesmaid
Woke me up once by dutch oven in Washington DC. We went through the ugly middle school stage together so were basically inseparable. Makes cute babies.
Bridesman
Absolutely demolishes the beer pong tables. Great at lifting weights. Plays fortnite. I mean how could you not like her.
Bridesmaid
Redhead. Rides horses around barrels for fun. Had an absolute sports car in college. #RIP
Bridesmaid
Now accepting clients if in need for a dog photographer. Spends her free time sinking 3's on the court. Has a better shot than her brothers.
Best Man
The man for all your haircut needs. Will also perform ball waxes. Unfortunately there will be no added happy ending massages...unless your name is Christian.
Groomsman
Tends to be late to events. Let's hope our wedding isn't one of them. Loves chihuahuas.
Groomsman
Will take us off-roading, cliff jumping, scuba diving, mountain biking, and fix our cars for free. Spends his free time serving our country.
Groomsman
It's his pleasure to be here. Literally. He manages a Chick-fil-a.
Groomsman
Although his choice in football teams is concerning, we will allow him to be here. Uses voice to text a suspicious amount.
Groomsman
Please do not request to see his feet. If this happens nobody will come to the wedding.
Ring Bearer
Ask him about anything. He's practically an encyclopedia.