Maid of Honor
She’s a 5'10 forward from Osborne, KS Broooooke Uuuuuuubelaker (IYKYK). Karie’s sister and built-in best friend. Retired Thirsty Thursday participant at Skinny's. She’s never met a Moscow Mule she didn’t like. All-American, but half of her step-back jumpers could have been called for traveling.
Bridesmaid
Karie’s sister-in-law and fellow Starbs addict. Former college cheerleader and pageant queen turned #BoyMom. Loves a good graduation bar crawl, complete with sketchy basement bars and stripper cages.
Bridesmaid
Karie’s college bestie, former teammate and roommate. Fellow Busch Light lover and beer pong partner for life. Best known for her stanky leg and DJ skills.
Bridesmaid
Goes by Candilicious. Former bartender and DIY Queen. Truly drinking partner for life, but only with chamoy. Has been playing the same Fergie CD in her car since we met.
Bridesmaid
The Queen of Uptown Whittier and Bad Bunny’s biggest fan. Karie’s Apple Watch Workout partner. Always down for a night out and a deep convo with Karie in the bar bathroom.
Bridesmaid
Karie’s childhood bestie and fellow Lady Dog (ahhh lady dogs *clap clap clap*). Catches flights not feelings. Still loves the Backstreet Boys.
Bridesmaid
Our favorite hostess with the mostest. Loves sending DMs to Mariah Carey. Big fan of long pedicab rides through the streets of San Diego at 2am.
Best Man
The Persian Prince. Chris’ best friend and work wife. Fellow grill master and lover of Beer Thirty at any local establishment.
Best Man
Chris’ best friend and lover of Hot Cheetos + cheese. Self-proclaimed former dancer for Justin Bieber. Spent more time planning this wedding than Chris did. Proud member of the WVDC 48 Handsomes.
Groomsman
Chris’ college roommate and founding member of the Crow's Nest. Cheap whiskey and baseball lover. Hogged the shower and only left Chris 5 minutes to get ready every morning. Will go down in history as the only guy to hit 2 homeruns off Chris in 1 game.
Groomsman
Beautiful beard, but not for touching. Lifelong friend and fellow Luke Combs fan. Proud member of Da Boyz and WVDC 48 Handsomes. Chris once swapped a pair of Skechers for his Vans and he's never asked about it (no takebacks). Last place finisher in Fantasy Football.
Groomsman
Great friend and proud member of Da Boyz. Only Raider fan that would take a Chiefs player with his #1 pick in Fantasy Football.
Groomsman
Formerly known as Ham. Big family guy and R&B king of the group. Proud member of Da Boyz.
Groomsman
Grandpa of the groomsmen. Goes by Chino Time. Hobbies include 7/11 runs to get Bud Light and racing Chris in back alleys. Professional 3rd wheel to Chris & Karie.
Usher
Karie’s brother. Former college football player but saved in Chris’ phone as Cotton because he’s soft. His toxic trait is being a Broncos fan.
Usher
Porch sittin’, Modelo drinkin’, and Fight Night lovin’ work bestie to Chris. Loves a good taco truck run. Big fan of potlucks.
Usher
Shoulda coulda woulda retired baseball player. Chris’ big bro and little league coach. Don’t ask him what he’d do if he won the lottery.