Wedding Party
Jacqi
Bride
"Coffee helps me maintain my 'never killed anyone' streak."
Chris
Groom
"Punch out and go to work."
Abigail
Maid of Honor
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Jeff
Best Man
“Fighting in a basement offers a lot of disadvantages…”
Gillian
Bridesmaid
Kyle
Groomsman
"The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision"
Mikayla
Bridesmaid
"I don’t have ducks… or a row… I have squirrels, and they’re everywhere."
Jared
Groomsman
"Raise hell, praise Dale"
Meryl
Bridesmaid
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once."
Spencer
Groomsman
“I driver wee woo cars and I know things”
Beckie
Bridesmaid
Tyler
Groomsman
"Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles."
Hilary
Bridesmaid
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Michael Scott
Kal
Groomsman
"Webster's dictionary defines Wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch". Well ya know something? I think these two are two metals... Gold medals!"