We're getting married!

The scene: a warm summer night. Chloe, fresh from an impeccably timed move across the country on March 6, 2020, was swiping Bumble in an attempt to meet literally anyone after six months of befriending multiple cats, but zero humans. When a handsome someone caught her eye, she drew upon her famed wit to craft a message sure to get a his attention: "Hey! How's it going?" Nailed it! James, alternatively, was up late and thought she was a bot because her opening line was so bad. Thankfully for Chloe, he was kind enough—or bored enough—to shoot her a reply, and the rest was history.