Bride
"It's good to see me isn't it!"
Groom
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride "SHOW THEM THE KELP"
Best Man
Groom's Brother/ Luna's Godfather "Demetri, stop bothering me"
Man of Honor
Brother of the Bride *cries in mitski*
Best Man
Groom's Cousin aka "Cousin Peter" "Bearer of the flannels. Keeper of the cats."
Bridesmaid
Bride's Childhood Bestie (pre-order her book) "Probably thinking about The Hunger Games"
Groomswoman
Groom's Cousin "Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it the bread comes first."
Bridesmaid
Bride's Theatre Camp Friend turned Adult Bestie "idk something about Taylor Swift"
Groomsman
Groom's College Bud "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you."
Bridesmaid
Bride's College Roomate/ Gremlin Bestie "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
Groomsman
Groom's Bud/Game Master "Bad at remembering to text you, good at thinking he should text you later."
Bridesmaid
Bride's College Roommate/ Other Gremlin Bestie "Pretend I'm Ravioli"
Groomsman
Groom's College Bud “Long live the walls we crashed through, I had the time of my life with you."
Bridesmaid
Bride's Internet Bestie (they're confused too) *Probably somewhere playing with fire*
Groomsman
Groom's Childhood Bud/ Neighborhood Viking "Fellowship of the Ring, Page 39"
Bridesmaid
Bride's Internet Bestie (yes there are 2, a package deal if you will) "Do NOT ask her to cook an omelette. DO ask her about whale sharks."
Groomsman
Groom's College Bud/ Jeff Probst's #1 Fan "International man of mystery cosplaying as a beach bum."
Bridesmaid
Bride's College Bestie/ Podcast Co-Host "Often paints herself green"
Groomsman
Groom's Texan Bud "Checks in once a month. Running accountabillibuddy."
Bridesman
Bride's College Bestie "Cast him as Prince Eric right now"
Groomsman
Groom's Breadwinner "He's my ride or die, my non-negotiable." - Andrew Cook right before he betrays you in a board game
Bridesmaid
Bride's Middle School Bestie "Careful. Will break out into Legally Blonde the Musical without warning."
Groomswoman
Groom's Cousin/ Favorite Swiftie "When I see a kid throwing a massive tantrum in a grocery store, part of me is like, 'Man, I feel you.'"
Bridesmaid
Bride's College Bestie "Slay"
Groomsman
Groom's Movie Nerd "Sometimes life is like a Japanese game show. You don't know what's going on!"
Bridesmaid
Bride's Cousin "Bella, where the hell have you been loca?"