Wedding Party
Tricia Anderson
Matron of Honor
Part 1 of Chloe's "Trio of Honor", Tricia is Chloe's oldest sister and one of her best friends. Tricia enjoys early bedtimes, the "return" feature on Amazon, and a stiff bourbon on the rocks. She has an herb for every ailment and a gluten-free recipe for any occasion. Interested in getting to know Tricia on the big day? Ask her how she feels about everything the Harry Potter movies did wrong according to the books.
Devin Mussell
Best Man
Devin has a Master's Degree in Nuclear Engineering from the University of Michigan, but still can't figure out how to park a Lime scooter in Nashville.
Leigha Gernaat
Matron of Honor
Part 2 of Chloe's "Trio of Honor", Leigha is Chloe's second-oldest sister and another one of her best friends. Leigha loves coffee dates, smutty novels available on Audible, and long walks at the park with her two dogs, her husband, and absolutely nobody else. Leigha has kept more plants alive and thriving than Tricia could in 100 lifetimes. Want to chat with Leigha during cocktail hour on wedding day? Don't.
Luke Bauss
Groomsman
Luke doesn't let living with a rare disease stop him from being the life of the party! The party just might be half over by the time he gets there.
Sarajane Cole
Matron of Honor
Part 3 of Chloe's "Trio of Honor", Sarajane has been Chloe's best friend since sixth grade. She also happens to be Andy's younger sister. If you were to tell the 11-year-old versions of Sarajane & Chloe that they would be sisters-in-law one day, they would have laughed in your face and told you that was "riddikulus". Sarajane's passions include perfectly-creamed iced americanos, all things Harry Potter, college gymnastics, & Kelsea Ballerini. Sarajane loves life but she absolutely hates adrenaline, putting her clothes in the dryer, and outdoor gatherings lacking in adequate bug spray. Looking for Sarajane at the reception? Well, if there's a Ke$ha song playing, you can bet your muggle butt she's on the dance floor.
Austin Kordik
Groomsman
Austin is one of the best salesmen in his field, but not good enough to sell the Hope College baseball coach on letting him on the team.
Sarah Huls
Bridesmaid
Sarah and Chloe have been the best of friends since they first met in sixth grade. They are living proof that if you can survive Mr. Dirksie's class together, you can get through anything together. Sarah enjoys horseback riding, spontaneous trips across the globe, anti-inflammatory mocktails, and men who love potatoes. She's the kind of friend that will bring her entire espresso machine to your house for a quick 2 hour breakfast date, and if you give her a wig and a ridiculous costume she will rule the streets of any city. Interested in getting to know Sarah on August 7? Look for the 6-foot tall lady wearing 4-inch heels. If you bring her a drink and quote one of the Pink Panther movies to her, she'll be your friend for the whole night.
Connor Davis
Groomsman
Connor's massive 6'7" frame makes him a local celebrity at the Boat Bar on Bald Eagle Lake. All that height would be a lot more impressive if he could use any of it to park a boat.
Kelly Kenney
Bridesmaid
Kelly has been one of Chloe's closest and most precious friends for many years. You could say that the two of them are trauma-bonded for life. Some of Kelly's favorite things include NPR, lox & bagels, road signs, and even earlier bedtimes than Tricia. Famous for her perfect eyebrows and her zero tolerance for B.S., Kelly is the definition of a ride-or-die friend. If Chloe had to put money on someone who would literally throw hands for her sake, it would be Kelly. If you're interested in getting Kelly's attention, you can entice her with any activity universally accepted as something a 70-year-old grandma enjoys. Puzzles, reading, bird watching, naps - you can't go wrong. But please, no Fox news.
Jake Kozlowski
Groomsman
Some say Jake is an acquired taste. Others say he's just an asshole.
Carsyn Goins
Bridesmaid
Carsyn and Chloe have been dear friends for years. Their friendship was founded on common interests and Carsyn not taking "no" for an answer. Carsyn enjoys quality time with her people, *iced* coffees, the "Find my Friends" app on her phone, and (most unfortunately) the Dallas Cowboys. Carsyn is the kind of friend that never lets you go once she has claimed you as one of her own. It's easy to be a long-distance friend to Carsyn, except for the fact that she only ever FaceTimes when she's in the car and the connection is absolute trash. Want to get to know Carsyn on wedding day? Look for the blonde beauty putting everyone else to shame on the dance floor and ask her how many miles you can drive a scooter through Oklahoma City.
David Kordik
Groomsman
Dave bleeds Buffalo Bills blue and cries tears of Jepson's Malort each time his team loses to the Chiefs in the playoffs.
Ryan Kenney
Bridesman
Ryan and Chloe became friends after Kelly finally let him take her on a date. He lost the running for flower girl to Felicity due to being too "caked up & stupid thicc" for the dress. Ryan is passionate about Drake, bourbon, business casual attire, and being Andy's friend. He cried harder when Chloe and Andy got engaged than they did, and they expect the same outcome on wedding day. Fluctuating freely between being a "football & beer" guy and a "has a coin purse for his Zyn pouches & wears Gucci shoes" guy, Ryan is a gift to planet Earth. Interested in learning more about this high-key king? Then buckle down and grab a bourbon sweetie, because ready-or-not he'll sit you down and talk your ear off. Go ahead and ask him about his favorite theory on what the pope's shoes are made out of.
Grant VanPutten
Groomsman
GVPizzle's rap career was almost as unimpressive as his calf size. But his hit single, "My Nipples", spent an entire weekend at the top of the Calvin College Hot 100.
Brett Anderson
Bridesman
Brett is Chloe's brother-in-law and the two of them have been buds for nearly 16 years. Brett's passion for his sports teams is truly unmatched, it's just a shame that he picked all the wrong teams to route for. Brett is gifted in athletics, fatherhood, connecting with others, and photobombing 80% of the pictures that Chloe has on her phone. Much to Tricia's dismay, Brett was the first to know that Chloe and Andy were an item. To this day, they are grateful that Brett allowed a Notre Dame football game to be streamed on his television. His sacrifice is really the reason we are all here today. Want to hang out with Brett on wedding day? Bring the man an Oberon and a dry t-shirt to change into after he stanky leg's so hard that his first shirt is literally dripping in swag.
Daniel Rush
Groomsman
Daniel's loyalty is unmatched. Except when it comes to sports teams. He is the biggest Browns, Lions, Cowboys, Florida, TCU, Michigan St., Auburn, Ohio St., Notre Dame, Tigers, Guardians, and Mud Hens fan you've ever met!
Austin Gernaat
Bridesman
Austin is Chloe's brother-in-law and greatest nemesis in Mario Kart. The two share a mutual love for Detroit sports but they disagree on the matter of the NBA being trash basketball. Austin enjoys whiskey sours, upside down omelettes, and watching trash basketball. He is grateful to be invited to social gatherings, but even more so to be told that he doesn't actually have to go. He and Leigha are truly a match made in heaven. Looking for Austin at the reception? You probably won't find him.
Matt Motcheck
Groomsman
Matt was one of the best EOD Techs the Army has ever seen, but his proudest moment was when he put Shoop in a cradle to beat Oakridge senior year.
Ryan Cole
Officiant
Ryan is the pastor responsible for making this thing official in heaven and on earth. He’s the kind of pastor that will sit and talk theology and Jesus with you over a beer at the Brown Bear. If you’ve met the Fortier’s, then you know that this is exactly the right man for the job.
Myles Anderson
Ring Bearer
Myles is Chloe's nephew and very best pal. She wept the day he was born, and now she weeps every time he says he's too busy to give her a hug. It's fine. Myles is all about candy, sports, ice cream, slushies, and more candy. He has a sweet tooth and an even sweeter heart. Though, he likes to make you work through a barricade of smack talk and banter in order to reach that sweet core. Want to get Myles worked up on wedding day? Try telling him that Notre Dame is going to win the national championship this year. And then tell him that you hear a bumble bee close by.
Felicity Anderson
Flower Girl
Felicity is Chloe's niece, mini me, bestie, and greatest source of entertainment. Famous for her enormous size as a baby and her even larger personality now as a 7-year-old, Felicity continues to make a name for herself leaving behind a legacy built on blunt, unfiltered comments and weird body wiggles. Felicity enjoys candy, olives, ground beef, and unicorns. Her spirit animal is a crossbreed between a mermaid, a wild hyena, and DoodleBob from Spongebob Squarepants. Her style choices include tucking her shirt deep into her pants, pulling her pants up to her armpits, and pajama sets with mysterious sharpie stains on them. Think you have what it takes to hang out with Felicity on wedding day? We recommend approaching her as one would to a hippogriff. If she doesn't bow back, you're out of luck.
