Bride
If personality came in a pint glass, I'd certainly be a sour - quirky, bright, complex, and delightfully bubbly (if I may say so myself). I can be a little tangy, maybe an acquired taste, but always guaranteed to leave an impression :) Even the fizziest sour finds its perfect pairing - and I've found mine in a Low-Beer!
Groom
I'm a Low-Beer through and through - easygoing, smooth, and always up for a good time. If I had to pick another, I'd be a Berliner Weisse - friendly, approachable, and a little unexpected. I don't try too hard, but am surprisingly memorable. Em is the sour to my crisp - bright, bold, and full of personality. Together we're the perfect balance: a little wild, a little refreshing, and totally unforgettable.
Matron of Honor
I would be a rich stout - complex, deep, and layered. I can seem serious or dark at first, but with time, you'll discover my many hidden notes of warmth and depth.
Best Man
It's in the name, I'm a Reduced (read 'Low') ABV Ale - low-key and easy-drinking, I'm your go-to when you want a refreshment without the buzzed aftermath. I'm crisp, cool, and have a bit of a hoppy personality, but never too much. Think of me as the background music at a BBQ: present, but not overwhelming.
Bridesmaid
My beer would be a lager. Crisp, light, and perfectly balanced with a subtle malt flavor that makes it both refreshing and reliable - the type that never lets you down unless it's past 9pm, when you'll find me in my pajamas. I met the bride at the dog park, she asked me "What's your dog's name?" and I said "Brooklyn".... she laughed and replied "No way, this is Camden. Two city girls!" - and just like that, a friendship started that charmed the corridors of Viera.
Groomsman
If I were a beer, I'd be a Session IPA - Easy to hang with, not too heavy, and always down for another round!
Bridesmaid
I'd be a pumpkin beer. The first to ring in spooky season, a little spicy, a little sweet, and most enjoyable in good company (preferably around an autumn campfire). I bring a fun, festive vibe to any occasion.
Groomsman
l would be a lager- chill and refreshingly easy to be around. Just like a good lager, I am effortlessly likable, approachable and always fit in at the party no matter what the scene.
Bridesmaid
I'd say I'm a cider - not always found at a brewery, but a unique surprise when I am! A refreshing mix of sweet and tangy, often crisp, and a little bubbly. Our friendship brewed over spontaneously touring model homes, followed quickly by snacking through Orlando and eventually settling into being the best kind of couch friends. Along the way we've discovered just how much we have in common - even our Hebrew name, Malka!
Groomsman
I’d be an amber lager, reliable, easygoing, and just bold enough to keep things interesting. A day on the golf course always ends the same way, with my go-to amber lager. No overthinking it, I know what I like.
Bridesmaid
If I was on tap, I’d be a well-balanced lager—sociable and refreshing, but happiest when shared with a close circle of friends. I’ve got a loyal, steady character (much like the dog always at my side) with a playful twist that shows up when the mood’s just right. Analytical by nature, I’m brewed with precision—every detail thought through, every flavor in its place. A touch quirky, with a “just so” finish, I’m the kind of beer that’s easy to enjoy but layered enough to keep you coming back for another round.
Groomsman
I'd be a Hazy IPA: bold, vibrant, and a little mysterious with a curious juicy vibe. My cloudiness is charming and my zing is refreshing, perfect without being overwhelming on the palate. I'm the beer that sparks deep chats and deeper laughs, always ready to elevate the celebration, bro.
Flower Girl
I'm the outdoorsy, fruity friend who is always there when you need her, just like a Hoppy Pale Ale. Em and I met in an outdoor education class in school, where we shared a cabin in the woods and I saved her from the bugs (or, saved them from her?). Like a comforting friend from childhood, a pale ale will bring you back to your best memories while savoring the moments you are in. Cheers to the sweet, familiar memories - so hoppy to celebrate with you!
Ring Bearer
I'm new to the scene, still fermenting. By all accounts, I'm tiny in size but big on flavor. Pure, clean with a soft feel. I'm your go-to for those moments when you need something light and refreshing but aren't quite ready for big-kid drinks.
Party Patrol
I bubble with the energy of an orange cream root beer, freshly uncapped. I’m exuberant, full of life, and impossible to ignore :) My energy bubbles up like carbonation, filling the room with warmth and joy. Those who know me say there’s a smooth sweetness to me, but also a spark of mischief and surprise that keeps things lively!
Party Patrol
I am like the gentle fizz of vanilla root beer on a golden summer afternoon: smooth, sweet, and full of easy joy. I’m gentle like the comforting swirl of vanilla - calm, steady and kind - but beneath that sweetness is a spark of spice, making me both familiar and wonderfully unexpected!