Thank you so much for the beautiful oak serving board! We can’t wait to use it during the many dinner parties you’ll be invited to this winter. Looking forward to celebrating with you at our wedding!

For a kitchen gift you received before your wedding

How did you know we were dreaming of those crystal champagne flutes?! They’re by far the most beautiful glasses in our home and we’ve never felt fancier. You’ll have to come over soon so we can toast to you! So excited to see you in June.

For drinkware you received before your wedding

We had a blast dancing the night away with you at our wedding. We also can’t thank you enough for the espresso maker. Our mornings have never been brighter! We can’t wait to see you in Austin next month… all caffeinated up!

For a coffee gift you received after your wedding

Where have you been hiding those killer dance moves? Thank you so much for rocking out at our wedding. And we absolutely love our new cast iron skillet and cookbook! We’re already cooking up a storm. Hope to see you soon in New York!

For cookware you received after your wedding

Thank you so much for the beer-brewing kit! We hope to be sipping backyard IPAs with you in no time. We missed you at the wedding, but know you were there in spirit. Can’t wait to see you when we’re back from our honeymoon!

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Chastity & Michael

Wedding Party

The Coolest Gregg.
She's a better cook than Mike, and Chas is probably marrying the wrong Gregg.

Erica Gregg

"That sounds expensive"
"It's fine, everything is fine."
Loves Etown Concrete
See Melynie Crow for details.

Rob Wharton

Chastity's 1st Cousin
SHE'S ENGAGED!
She loves Post Malone, and will have his babies.
Also, LOVES miracle whip.

Kierson Romero

What a guy!
He loves computers, and music.

Josh Fox

Her and Chas share a love of having ALOT of kids, and ALOT of White Claws.
She loves terrible music, I.E. Etown Concrete. 
See Rob Wharton for details.

Melynie Crow

"2021 WHATS GOINNNNN OOOOONNNNNNN"
THIS MAN IS ENGAGED!
Loves Converge but still stuck in 2001 (c'mon mikey,)

Mikey Tyler

IS THAT THE VEGAN MEATBALL LADY WHO ALMOST MADE SOUTH PHILLY RIOT?! YOU BET IT IS!
WAS SHE ON BRAVO'S TOP CHEF SEASON 6?! YES!
She has a love for the Mr. Tire Store and Tamales.

Jennifer Fear Zavala

IS HE MARRIED TO THE VEGAN MEATBALL LADY?! YES HE IS!
Enjoys 90 day fiance, growing plants and reese's cups.

Chris Fear

"She's 12."
Also Chastity's 1st Cousin.
She loves taking pictures (which she is really good at) and saying things like "i'm NOT 12, im 22."

Karli Romero

Michael's 1st Cousin.
A NAVY MAN!
Loves fishing, fax machines and hot dogs.
Also, will definitely NOT spend his money on your ice pops.

Ben Gregg

Michael's 1st cousin.
She used to be Gregg, until she ended up casting her VOGT.
She is a music teacher, and has a closet wardrobe system in her attic.

Marcy Vogt

"I'm a great guy, just ask google."
Michael's sisters boyfriend, he loves when you call him that.
He was born on National Boss's Day.
What a cool guy.

Ray Takeall

Chastity's 2nd cousin.
She has really cool curly hair, and is really great at the "momming" thing.

Nicole Dyer

Joe "Clothesline" Lyman
Still looking for his Bloodlined Calligraphy Hoodie.
See Sean Tyler Irwin for details.