Should the wheels fall off (metaphorically, we hope), and you are in need of guidance, support, or gentle redirection, we recommend: - Alan (Nick's father): +44 7785 531149 - Bundle (Nick's sister) +41 7940 47395 (it is a Swiss #, reversing charges is, alas, not an option) If your query exceeds their remit, they will respond with decisive action, gentle reassurance, or the sort of composed efficiency that suggests the chaos was choreographed.
Gentlemen - morning dress. Ladies - hats encouraged. Blending in is strongly advised - unless of course you fancy being 'that guest' in the group photo. We are going for Ascot-level presentation, but ideally not Ascot-level perspiration.
While we do love children (one of us still insists five is the ideal age), this will be an adults-only celebration. Think of it as a rare evening free of emergency snacks in handbags, gentle bribery over broccoli, and Peppa Pig on repeat.
We kindly ask that you keep your phones tucked away during the ceremony. We have hired a professional photographer (who unlike Uncle Steve) knows how to frame a shot without stepping into the aisle or using a flash. You will be free to snap away afterwards - ideally with a glass in one had and a canapé in the other.