Bride
The girl in the white dress. Can't miss her.
Groom
B.A. M.A. BAMF.
Father of the Bride
Can do an impression of a guy doing an impression of another guy.
Stepmother of the Bride
She's not short. She's fun-sized.
Mother of the Groom
After Jaime, decided she only wanted one child.
Grandmother of the Bride
Nothing like a Newfoundlander.
Hand of the Bride
Likes squirrels, musicals, and believes that the 1993 masterpiece Sister Act 2 is the ultimate comfort movie.
Best Man
The wiseman. He knows where all the bodies are buried. Loves anything the color red: cake, boxers, etc.
Bridesmaid
Enjoys fast horses, good wine, and strong coffee. In her spare time, she cuddles with her corgi Butters whilst simultaneously trying not to be constantly covered in dog hair.
Best Man
Southside Scotty. International man of mystery. Is an American citizen. We have seen his passport(s).
Bridesmaid
A zillenial who is too millennial to be Gen Z and too Gen Z to be millennial. In her spare time, she enjoys playing with her dog Chewie, karaoking with her friends, and attempting not to make teaching her whole personality.
Best Man
The Good Brother who totally reeks of awesomeness. Does a masterful rendition of "Flagpole Sitta" on the kazoo.
Officiant
NSFW. Has his own write-in card for Cards Against Humanity.
Flower Man
Quinn defies description. Trust us . . . he was born for this job.