Matron of Honor
The Lebron to Maria's Wade, the Beyonce to Maria's Jay Z, the cupcake to Maria's frosting; even if she didn't know Maria was alive for a year or so due to different sleeping schedules
Best Man
Kyle's womb-buddy, Kasey and Kyle do not have twin powers but he does like Austin Powers. Ask him about creme brûlée, he'll talk to you all day.
Bridesmaid
Maria's best friend, have a conversation with her for 10 seconds and you'll understand. She is much older than the photo.
Groomsman
Maria's brother and definitely the smartest Chaparro. He is as kind as he is sarcastic. Probably cannot talk about aliens.
Bridesmaid
Kyle's sister, if you turn your back for too long Monica will 100% be dancing on you.
Groomsman
Brett is Kyle's brother in law and the smartest on the Osman side of the family, ask him to count numbers or spell anything backwards, the man can do it. Also extremely interested in aliens.
Bridesmaid
Maria's cousin, just ask her about anything cute and you'll know they are related based on her severe cute aggression.
Groomsman
Maria's brother in law, don't be fooled by the perfect beard and quiet demeanor. Philip has a heart of gold and you cannot help but laugh when he does.
Officiant
Djon has known Kyle since Kindergarten and is more like a brother than a best friend. Be sure to watch Djon on the dance floor, it is a real treat.