Bride
"I didn't just find my soulmate, I found my favourite party guest for life."
Groom
"I chase carps by day and pints all night - but I always run home to Chantelle, my real prize catch."
Bridesmaid
"I may look sweet, but the Bride and I have a history of mischief - I'm always here when it counts."
Best Man
"Best man, best friends - dominating the padel court, overtaking you like it's a Sunday drive, dreaming of sweets I'm not allowed, always plotting something weird, and one bad decision from a lifetime ban."
Bridesmaid
"Met the Bride at work, now her bestie - I handle the fashion, serve the sass, and our partners still haven't realised its not their wedding day!"
Groomsman
"I always have a new stim, Beavo's twin, Sam's go to drinking partner - always flashing some cheek and flirting with the idea of marrying the groom. Courtney? She's definitely not impressed..."
Bridesmaid
"I bake the cake, slay the floor and always rise to the occasion."
Groomsman
"I reel in carp by day, but I'm Sam's boyfriend by night... Still can't tell if I'm his sugar Daddy or his reel dad?"
Bridesmaid
"Heels on, teacup full, dog by my side, being a bridesmaid never looked this extra."
Groomsman
"Colonel long shot - airsoft sharpshooter, paddle board pro and definitely not shy about getting handsy with a bit of wood... if you know what I mean!"
Bridesmaid
"Dance teacher to dance floor devil - fuelled by rum and coke, milky tea and monster munch. Nails on point, roll-up in hand, I'm the wild card you didn't see coming!"
Groomsman
"Groomsman, brutally honest, childhood troublemaker - a classic gentleman... kind of, mostly sarcastic and always feasting on rotisserie chicken in bed like its a five star meal."
Bridesmaid
"Chantelle thinks of me like a little sister - just prettier, hungrier, and one drink away from tears then asking if there's any snacks."
Groomsman
"Groomsman and businessman - I live for house beats, love a good business chat. and jet-set my way through life with style."
Groomsman
"Here for the wedding, fuelled by beer, causing football hooligan havoc - and marketing pro, but only when it pays off the bar tab."
Groomsman
"Groomsman and grafter - traded the boat life for a house, a sensible old man trapped in a young man's body, and definitely not a fan of tomato pasta on his feet."