Maid of Honor
Top Gun enthusiast. Mykel's best friend since the age of four. Frozen banana aficionado.
Best Man
Hot take specialist. Basketball savant. Was stepped on by a horse.
Bridesmaid
Hard seltzer connoisseur. Best roommate ever. Semi-professional ABBA backup dancer.
Groomsman
Facetime devotee. The nicest guy in the room. Winner of the Best Brother-In-Law Award 2 years running!
Bridesmaid
Has never seen Forrest Gump. Bakes the meanest molasses cookie on the West Coast. Double screen TV advocate. Best sister ever.
Groomsman
Carpentry wizard. Dog father to Charlie Brown. Best brother and most formidable antagonist a Mykel could ask for.
Bridesmaid
Childhood triumvirate with Mykel and Gena. Still has a crush on Conor Oberst. Has lived in Oakland for far too long, come back now please.
Groomsman
An outdoorsman and optimal shredder. Name occasionally spelled with a Q. President of the Sierra Nevada Can Club.
Bridesmaid
World's slowest coffee drinker. Uber talented ceramicist. Lover of all things Hen Dog.
Groomsman
Loves to bring home surprise dogs. Jazz man. Part-time Mexican wine country tour guide.
Bridesmaid
Avocado advocate. Garage rock lover. Co-captain of the mighty Gecko Gecko.
Groomsman
Serial milk spiller. Beach Boys connoisseur. Oregon firefighter. No, seriously he can open your door with nothing but a credit card!
Bridesmaid
Member of 29 different wine clubs (and counting). Master of the Mustard Chicken. Always improving the Thanksgiving turkey.
Groomsman
The tallest guy in the room unless Shaq is present. A masterful Eurotrip co-pilot. Shameless Twilight indulger.
Bridesmaid
Former anti-cuddling activist. Has more shoes than days of the year. Halloween diehard.
Groomsman
The Lakers next front office hire. Vegas pool party enthusiast. Always game for a pre-Thanksgiving basketball shootaround. Cousin of the groom.
Bridesmaid
Cheese slicing master. Top ranking board member of the committee for more park days. Love-hates a good bad movie.
Groomsman
Canadian by family, American by birth, Italian at heart. Designated group toast master. Amateur Thomas Jefferson historian.
Bridesmaid
Truly a woman of the Amazon, standing tall and possibly running a little bit behind schedule. The generous bestower of shelter in times of need (specifically Mykel's).