Bride
A retired parkour athlete now crime-fighting princess
Groom
Was initiated into the Crossfit cult in 2024, and brought the bride down with him Also has a mean rifle routine from Junior ROTC <3
Matron of Honor
Sister of the Bride Has reached peak suburban-tennis playing wife
Best Man
Friend of the Groom Got spanked by the bride and groom during their first ever poker game
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law of the Bride One word, Megabus.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride Has not made it to the finals at his own Smash tournament yet
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law of the Bride The Mexican flare added to the Wykowski Clan in February 2025 <3
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride Likes his food *very* spicy
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride Loves hiking more than anything. Also used to say she hated chocolate because the bride hates chocolate.
Groomsman
Brother-in-law of the Bride Doctor, Shakespeare, and Crossfit. Need I say More?
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride Once caught the bride sneaking snacks from her pantry, and she has never been the same since.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom A man of many words.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride Part of the "ramen loving club" with the bride once she gets over the smell
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom Known for a golf handicap that keeps the happy couple feeling like pros
Flower Girl
Cousin of the Bride Was named after the bride :)
Ring Bearer
Nephew of the bride Is also sometimes Sonic and/or Pikachu
Usher
Nephew of the bride Has met Coach K and played basketball with Coach Scheyer
Usher
Nephew of the bride The Woodo.
Mother of the Bride
Taught the bride how to swing a racquet, cook ramen, and 4th-6th grade pheonix
Father of the Bride
Most famously known for his Duke pranks and spreadsheets
Mother of the Groom
Every time she writes, a rhyme will appear; it's developed into a departmental fear
Father of the Groom
Metro Transit's most loyal employee....ever...