Gettin' Hitched
Wedding Party
Megan Murphy Varner
Matron of Honor
Planner extraordinaire and Catherine's margarita mentor. Does she know every Dixie Chick song by heart? Only if there is a hairbrush microphone.
M. Gordon Stewart III
Best Man
You'll recognize this guy from his critically acclaimed appearance on the Antiques Road Show. He's been given title "Best Man" due to his ability to create amazing humans. Talk to him for 90 seconds, and you'll understand where Gordon's sense of humor comes from (a blessing and a curse).
Colleen Murphy
Maid of Honor
Catherine's favorite world traveler and voice of reason. Youngest, yet most mature of the Murphy Girl Trio. Watch her Theatre Major pay off, as she expressively sings along with the band. A+
Andrew Henry
Groomsman
Met in a bathroom wiping sweat off during Dawg Camp, and it was (essentially) love at first sight. Andrew went on to save Gordon's life 2-3 times, and put it in danger an additional 1-2 times. Order him a Jack Daniels and Sprite and enjoy the show.
Morgan Stewart
Bridesmaid
Gordon's sister and Catherine's lifting Idol. She and Catherine have finally synchronized their eye roll to Gordon's infamous jokes.
Lee Harper
Groomsman
Gordon's work husband. They both sell groceries, like real, nice, cheap groceries. Ask him to do the "Ronnie" on the dance floor.
Krysten Bishop
Bridesmaid
Catherine's sister from another mister and Princess Orangina. Her love for the color orange has no parallel. These two were freshman college roommate's and when Krysten turned on the soundtrack to Wicked, it was love at first song.
Daniel Mondl
Groomsman
Fraternity brother and father of two. This guy is complicated, in a fine red wine kind of way. He'll probably sneak off during the wedding to swim in the river.
Robyn Torkelson
Bridesmaid
Catherine's partner in crime and ride or die. She may seem like just another pretty face but this mother of two is a professional Super Mario player and still knows how to make a mean bowl of Ramen.
Dane Zumbahlen
Groomsman
He'll steal your dance partner just as fast as he'll steal your heart. Gordon initially thought Dane was loud and obnoxious at the gym, and that turned out to be correct, but in a gotta-love-him kind of way. He's set the record for most broken golf clubs at RCC, and Gordon witnessed them all.
Kayla Newton
Bridesmaid
Fellow #ladybro and queen of southern hospitality. Catherine knew this would be a lifelong friendship as they bonded over invention ideas while inhaling a Thanksmas cheese platter.
Derek Gallina
Groomsman
The prettiest member of Bridal Party, Derek does crossfit, plays golf, and takes regular verbal beatings from Gordon and Dane. You'll think he's an UberBlack driver, so make sure you give him 5 stars.
Laura Edge
Bridesmaid
Catherine's birthday twin and commuting buddy. They chat on the way into work...and then again on the way home. She is always game for an adventure and rooftop beers.
Tim Ballard
Groomsman
While living together, Gordon and Tim bonded over American Idol, the Bachelorette, and Call of Duty. They've been known to dress up in suits for no reason. Tim will be the one standing immediately in front of the guitarist mimicking his every move and constantly requesting Kings of Leon.
Shannon Cronan
Bridesmaid
Catherine's fellow thespian and red wine lover. They met during their performance of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat at Lynchburg College (starring rolls: girl #5 and girl #6). This fit thing is a strong believer that a Reese Cup a day, keeps the doctor away!
Austin Breiner
Groomsman
Voted "Best Hugger" (by the bride), Austin and Gordon met in kindergarten and grew up together playing soccer and breaking hearts across middle Georgia. He'll have the beard of 100 men, and you'll feel the need to buy hunting land from him.