Maid of Honor
Like the bride, but cooler and funnier.
Best Man
Living proof that beer snobs are not all bad.
Bridesmaid
Agreed to be in wedding despite numerous childhood injuries as direct result of bride's ideas.
Groomsman
It's possible the entire wedding party is actually Sean doing impersonations.
Bridesmaid
Gui, but female and registered to vote
Groomsman
Probably wearing a wetsuit under his regular suit.
Bridesmaid
Original inspiration for #bossbitch.
Bridesmaid
99% sure she can actually read minds, even when you don't know you're thinking.
Groomsman
Voted most likely to be in the CIA.
Bridesmaid
60s hippie in the body of a mom/nursing student.
Groomsman
Daring the groom to do stupid stuff since 1994.
Bridesmaid
She's a lover, not a fighter. But don't get the wrong idea, she's also a fighter.
Groomsman
Will be everyone's BFF by September 14th
Bridesmaid
Heart of gold, mouth of a sailor.
Groomsman
Trying to be less offensive this time around. Success TBD.
Junior Bridesmaid
Highly likely the bride and groom will kidnap her (apologies to her mom, Sam).
Junior Groomsman
50% Gui, 50% caffeine