Wedding Party
Cate Edelstein
Bride
You all know this bitch. She's getting married to her punk ass fiance after 13 years. Fucking finally right?
Aaron Lee
Groom
The bastard of the hour. This man is finally marrying the bitch he loves in the punkest of all fashions.
Emma Esper
Best Bitch
Bursting forth from the picturesque hills of Colorado only to become stuck in the palm tree'd hell of OC is the personification of gothic horror. This bitch has supported Cate through the known psychological horrors of graduate school, internship, associateship, and licensed therapy. When this bitch isn't analyzing clients and railing against the system you may find her painting, entertaining two black cats, or staring forlornly in the distance with a seltzer in hand.
Rae Weinberg
Best Bro (brides)
Escaping the tectonic plates below San Francisco in the early 90s this bitch went on to support Cate through the horrifying time that was undergrad, joining her on adventures from basement shows to desert festivals, all while surviving the near impossible task of living with her in the biological wasteland that was the Sears Street home. When not breaking the laws of nature in her UC Berkeley lab Rae is known to enjoy building lego sets, wandering the streets of San Francisco, and listening to bands you probably aren't cool enough to know about.
Rose Tijerina
Bridesbitch
Birthed from the radioactive wastes of Reno NV, this bitch supported Cate through the hell known as middle school. This bitch was there for the ups and downs of adolescence in the scuzziest city known to man, offering strength, humor, and the perfect amount of bitchiness to survive a nearly unsurvivable existence. Somehow maintaining a balance between being a bad ass and a great mom, she's been a constant in Cate's constantly fluctuating world.
Katie Garner
Bridesbitch
Slithering from the abyss of Southern California, this bitch has supported Cate in their chaotic homestead as she faces the daunting terror of her 30s. She has managed the true terror of living with both Cate and Aaron, somehow still surviving this role to this day with a surprising amount of understanding paired with sarcastic wit. When not slaving away for the corporate powers that be, this bitch likes to balance raging against the machine with quiet nights of writing and a dash of horror movie binging.
Dar Hernandez
Bridesbitch
Crawling proudly out of the cesspits of Hemet CA, this bitch supported Cate through high school and into college, taking the journey from the hells of Riverside county to the streets of San Francisco to be by Cate's side through thick and thin. Among her many accolades, Dar is also the bitch that introduced Aaron and Cate to each other at the seedy as fuck club we frequented together in the Mission in SF. Beyond working her ass off to help at risk youth in SF this bitch is known to enjoy frequenting shows, watching spooky movies, and speaking out against basic universal injustice.
Kyle Goode
Groomsman
Skulking through the depths of OC this bastard became acquainted with Aaron's evil ways through his relationship to the Best Bitch and scraped his way to the top to stand alongside the groom to be.
Grimm Fiorito
Groomsman
A bad ass bro through and through, this bastard was friends with Cate all the way back in high school. They managed to maintain a long distance friendship with Cate until she inevitably moved back the dregs of southern california, where they developed a close friendship with the bastard of the hour Aaron.
Mike Brown
Groomsman
From the beautiful land of Cymru, this vegan anarchist Welsh crust punk has known Aaron for over 25 years, now an American he continues the journey of being one Aaron's closest friends.
Nick Katich
Best Man
From the snowy Queen Annes hills to the shit covered streets of San Francisco for over 20 years Nick has been one of Aaron's most steadfast friends, he's best described by satanic nights and pigs blood rites.