it's not the heat, it's the humidity

It was some day between October 1st and October 31st, year of our lord 2015, and we were sisters of Alpha Omicron Pi. We were wearing matching white dresses in a dark chapel and had just consumed the blood of sisters past.

It was the depths of Chicago winter, year of our lord 2018, and we were one class away from completing our Bachelor of Arts in the noble study of Economics. We had both received a score of 69% on our midterm due to our commitment to The Vibes (not because of our inability to remember or learn the five assumptions). This came back to haunt us quite recently when international pop star Ariana Grande released a hit song about that very score.

It was a panda express, year of our lord 2020, and we couldn't believe this thing might last until May. Emily had the distinct honor of signing up to receive the basic human right of healthcare because of her contractual obligation to serve Our Corporate Overlords. Having lived together for two years and shared living expenses, we met the bare minimum requirements for Domestic Partnership, qualifying Brianna to free ride off Emily's sacrifice of her soul to how much money are we losing on these hashbrowns.

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