Schedule

Rehearsal

6:00 pm - 7:00 pm

Casual Nice Think comfortable but presentable—nice jeans, pants, or a casual dress. Boots, flats, or comfortable shoes are totally fine. Nothing too formal needed.

A quick run-through so nobody ends up in the wrong spot (looking at you, Damien).

Wedding Ceremony

4:30 pm - 5:00 pm

Arrive a little early, or you’ll end up being escorted by a panicked bridesmaid whispering, “Move it, the bride’s about to lose it,” while the best man stands there on thin ice pretending this is all fine.

Cocktail Hour

5:00 pm - 6:00 pm

Sip something nice while everyone else bravely faces the bride’s legendary “just one more photo”… a heroic quest that may never end.

Wedding Party Entrance

6:00 pm - 6:05 pm

Smiles on. Left foot first. Don’t trip. We believe in you.

Welcome and Prayer

6:05 pm - 6:15 pm

Before the chaos begins, let’s all take a moment to breathe, smile, and give thanks. We’ll have a short prayer to kick off the night.

A Dramatic Start to the Feast

6:15 pm - 6:30 pm

First, we will crown The Chosen One, the guest granted the ceremonial First Bite. Immediately after, an auction will determine which entire table gets to follow. It will be a charming mix of grace, rivalry, and well-timed bidding—all contributing to our honeymoon adventure… because love may be priceless, but vacations are not.

A Meal, a Microphone, and Stories We Weren’t Ready For

6:30 pm - 6:45 pm

As dinner begins, so do the speeches— some sweet, some we wish would wrap up already, and a few shockers that might have you wondering “Wait… THEY did WHAT?” Please enjoy your meal while we survive whatever comes out of their mouths.

Zero Mercy, All Frosting

7:15 pm - 7:30 pm

Bids are closed. Now it’s time to see who leaves in glory… and who ends up defeated, face-first in frosting. Expect chaos, laughter, and just a little sweet revenge.

Chaos, Bragging Rights, and Friendly Sabotage

Sat, May 16, 2026, 7:30 pm - Sun, May 17, 2026, 7:45 pm

Guests are ready to dive headfirst into fun and chaos—show off your skills, snag some bragging rights, and maybe even help (or hilariously sabotage) your fellow competitors.

Dollar Dance

7:45 pm - 8:00 pm

Guests get a chance to drag the Bride or Groom onto the dance floor—they cannot say no. They’ll be dancing in small groups, so expect awkward flailing, forced smiles, and just the right amount of embarrassment… especially from the Groom. Bring your dollar, your best moves, and your willingness to cause a little chaos.

First Dance

8:05 pm - 8:15 pm

Our couple takes the spotlight! Watch them sway, spin, and show off their questionable dance moves for the first time together.

Dance Everyone’s Watching (And Judging)

8:15 pm - 8:35 pm

Flashy lights, epic jams, and moves that will have the older generation clutching their pearls. Bring your wildest energy, your questionable skills, and your most ridiculous “oops, did I just do that?” moments. What happens on this floor… stays on this floor… probably forever on someone’s phone.

Bouquet And Garter Toss

8:35 pm - 8:50 pm

Flowers fly, garters soar, and dignity is optional — let the chaos begin!

Fake Sendoff (For Video Purposes)

8:55 pm - 9:00 pm

FAKE SENDOFF — WARNING: DRAMA AHEAD! Twirl, wave, jump, scream… then head back inside because the real party is just getting started!

Brooms, Booze, and Barely Contained Mayhem

9:45 pm - 10:27 pm

help wrangle the aftermath—or just watch in disbelief. Grab your final drink, officially call it a night, and remember… anything after this, you didn’t hear from us.

One Last Spin, Infinite Sass

10:30 pm - 10:40 pm

Just the couple, just the spotlight, and just enough flair to make the wedding unforgettable.

Evacuate or Face the Fury

10:50 pm - 11:00 pm

The clock is ticking, fees are real, and the Bride will hunt down stragglers. Some lucky souls might stumble into extra shenanigans… if they dare