Maid of Honor
Number 1 dog-rescuer in the tri-state area
Best Man
Howdy, y’all. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he don’t take kindly to folks that ain’t tearing it up on the dance floor.
Bridesmaid
May hide her chiweenie Luna in her glam bag in the bridal suite
Groomsman
72-time fantasy football champion
Bridesmaid
May lead a yoga class before the ceremony
Groomsman
Can be found watching Pitt v. Louisville during the ceremony
Bridesmaid
Dance floor, beware!
Groomsman
Grooviest hippie this side of the Mississippi
Bridesmaid
Will have just recovered from her own wedding... hopefully
Groomsman
Hopefully, TSA won't confiscate this chef's spices