"It feels like I have always known Tyler. we went to the same middle school, had the same group of friends, and were almost always running into each other. I even sat in front of him our Sophomore year of high school, only for him to shy away from me. It wasn't until our Junior year that he realized I was trying to flirt with him. Five years later, we are still together and he is still as oblivious as ever.

"The above statement is false. I noticed her, I was just addicted to video games!"