Bride
Groom
I get to marry the woman of my dreams. I am also, unfortunately, responsible for the gentlemen listed below.
Maid of Honor
Best Man
I'm Kelvin. Yes...THE Kelvin. I'm tall, dark and handsome. I like going to the gym. I'm the only dude who can watch the sun and not go blind.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
I am the cousin of the groom, I'm a bit of a spark plug. I be fartin my butt off like a wild possum. Sometimes when I poop, I pee a little bit.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
My name is Kyle and I like to party, but I don't like to be limited to how I party.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Ankle is broken but I can still go to the bathroom just fine.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom and attended Assumption College with the bride. Proud girl dad of 3. When I'm not at dance recitals or soccer practices, I enjoy concerts, Bruins games and trips to Foxwoods. I have a hard time keeping my clothes on.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
I am one of Matt's childhood friends from Leicester. We played on the tennis team together and were occasionally doubles partners. Only occasionally because we'd spend more of those matches goofing off than playing well.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
I am the brother of the bride. I enjoy camping, hiking, and the culinary arts. One of my earliest memories of home cooking was when Carly forced me to eat dirt soup in the backyard as a child.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Gone but not forgotten...metaphorically.