Matron of Honor
Cleo- Carly’s oldest friend- is loyal, kind, and just a tad bit gravity-challenged. There is a very real chance she may need a pre-aisle safety briefing, a spotter, or a helmet when making her way down the aisle, and if anyone gets injured on the wedding day, odds are Cleo will be involved (either as the cause or the victim). But don’t worry, she’s been practicing graceful recoveries for 30 years now, and she sure as heck won’t let anything ruin that streak on Carly and AJ’s big day.
Best Man
Geoff is a man of simple pleasures and questionable decision making, and that's exactly why he's the perfect best man. Fueled primarily by Labatt Blue, he's also a man who enjoys a little risk, by which we mean he treats gambling less like a hobby and more like a character-building exercise. Win or lose, Geoff brings the same confidence, as if he's charging into a medieval battlefield, ready to swing first and think later.
Bridesmaid
Azusa is the life of the party and always brings the energy to the dance floor. Most commonly known for her “puke and rally”, she’s proof that nothing can stop her from celebrating accordingly. Whether she’s hyping everyone up or making a heroic comeback, she’s sure to keep the party going all night long (but don’t hesitate to switch out her cocktail for water, you have our approval!).
Groomsman
A true drinking game connoisseur, Mike brings both strategy and enthusiasm to any gathering. Bell is a true outdoorsman. If it involves a bit of grit and maybe a story or two, Mike's the guy. After biking full speed down a mountain trail, he enjoys a nice sauna session in his backyard which he built himself and a cigar to take the edge off.
Bridesmaid
Despite being the group’s designated ‘Mom,’ Nicole has no kids, no minivan, and just so happens to be single. If you’re feeling brave, we highly encourage you to ask her out for a drink (on us)—but be warned: we will hear ALL about it in the group chat the next morning, so act accordingly.
Groomsman
A man who can absolutely shred a guitar like he's headlining his own tour. He's also a big time Tragically Hip fan, which tells you he has great taste in music. A man who knows nothing about football but everything baseball and hockey, he still joins in on fantasy football just for the fun of it. Legendary hangovers. The kind that would take most people out of commission... But not Benton. He rallies. For the boys.
Bridesmaid
If you like cats, the nutcracker, and a good quote from “The Office”, you’ll get along with Justine just fine. She’s not superstitious- she’s just a little stitious- so try not to remind her that her hair straightener might still be plugged in at home…unless you’re prepared to pass her something green to calm her mind.
Groomsman
Known better as Papa Sude, he's the one guy that keeps things together. The father of the group, he's the one making sure everyone's good and nobody does anything too questionable (at least to the the best of his abilities). Kind of dude who can hold a great convo, solve a problem, and then five minutes later getting absolutely rowdy. And if things get too rowdy he's not afraid of throwing an elbow or two to keep things interesting.
Bridesmaid
Jennifer is a woman of many talents- she can knit, she can bake, and she can flawlessly perform the entire dance to "Rasputin" without missing a beat. If you can’t find her breaking it down in the middle of the dance floor, she’ll probably be found in a corner somewhere with a drink in hand and Jack by her side. And don’t forget, her husband is a cop, so you might want to let her win if you challenge her to a dance off.
Groomsman
Growing up, Korey was the kind of soccer teammate you loved to have and hated to play against. Fierce, relentless and always arguing with his twin brother, Ryan, over a meaningless play. He's got that flamboyant flair, the kind of sparkle that lights up a room but the man known as "Hammer" is still as manly as they come. And if you're ever wondering where Korey is at a party, just follow the trail of empty Twisted Tea cans.
Bridesmaid
As a fellow psychiatric nurse, Sadey will absolutely be diagnosing you with mental illnesses you've never even heard of before. But don't worry, she's also the one most likely to spill ALL the tea on personal stories you probably didn't expect to hear...but can't stop listening to. Equal parts insightful and unfiltered, Sadey is ALWAYS ready for a good (and graphic) conversation- and she’s off baby duty for the night, so try to look the other way if you see her making up for lost time on the dance floor with a drink in each hand.
Groomsman
Fortch is an absolute ringer when it comes to sports, lawn games or anything for that matter. Pool, darts, cards, something you just made up 5 minutes ago- the edgy competitor that Nick is he's already figured out how to win it. Fortch will bet on anything. Seriously. If two flies are racing across the table, he's setting odds and taking action. Known for a perfectly timed line or quote, Fortch gets people smiling.
Bridesmaid
As sister of the bride and mother of the flower girl, Mikaela has been busy preparing for the big day. While little Izzy will be making her way down the aisle, we're all eagerly hoping Mikaela will be able to escort her (and won't be seated in front of a toilet after having too many mimosas while getting ready). A big fan of all things Pokémon, Mikaela is ready to catch em all (in drinks and good times).
Groomsman
Elia is a guy who truly lives for Fridays, Bitches. If there's a good time to be had, Anthony is already there... probably 20 minutes early. You'll usually find him hiding out in his mancave- his sacred shed where he goes to escape the world, recharge and pretend the Dolphins are having a winning season. If you're looking for him on the dance floor, don't worry, you won't miss him. Just look for the guy doing the airplane dance like he's about to take off.
Flower Girl
At almost two years old, Isabella is bringing maximum cuteness with minimal mobility. She may not be walking down the aisle herself (yet!), but she'll still be making a grand entrance- possibly carried, rolled, or chauffeured in style. Regardless, she’ll be throwing (or dropping) flower petals to the best of her ability, so get ready to have your heart's stolen as this little queen makes her way down the aisle!
Ring Bearer
Qualifications: -10/10 good boy -Expert in retrieving (including rings...hopefully) -Highly motivated by treats -Known to wag under pressure