Bride
Queen of yapping. Can’t keep a hobby to save her life. Loves to annoy everyone in her life. Chronic car crasher.
Groom
ADHD king. Born to be at home 24/7, forced to lock in and clock in. Beware: Will show up 2 hrs late to everything and anything.
Maid of Honor
Julia’s bestfriend since high school! Bonded over being a menace to society. Current red flag: obsessed with collecting labubus.
Best Man
Carlos’ best friend. Bonded over their !!excessive!! Love of cars. America’s father figure. Always 5 years behind on trends.
Bridesmaid
Julia’s older sister and former boxing partner. It was on sight until highschool graduation. Suffers from RBF.
Groomswoman
Carlos’ little sister #1. Queen of “it was never a phase”. Call 911 if she’s not wearing black.
Bridesmaid
Julia’s little sister. Queen of dumb questions. Takes 5 business days to process all information.
Groomswoman
Carlos’ little sister #2. Plagued by middle child syndrome. Proceed with caution will bite when scared.
Bridesmaid
Julia’s best friend. Funniest person you’ll ever meet. Wins the award for most indecisive. Calls off from work at the slightest inconvenience.
Groomswoman
Carlos’ littlest sister. Hot Cheeto girl. Could benefit from touching grass. Calls to ask if she should write her name on the line that says print your name.