Schedule

We know, we know. All you want is a regular wedding with long wait times, obligatory photos, bland food, photo booths, ugly dresses, drunk relatives, creepy middle-aged men and avoiding people.
Sorry not sorry, you won't get that here. Except probably drunk relatives.
Join us Memorial Day Weekend 2019 as we promise to break all your traditions and make everyone mildly uncomfortable!
Individual events will be listed on your RSVP page.
We look forward to spending time with all of you and blending our family and friends together.