Wedding Party

Campbell Campbell

Bride

like the soup, full of warm loving nourishment for the soul

Bryce Monier

Groom

surprisingly dreamy, when he's not being a bitch

Gray Chapman

Mother of the Bride

the best drag partner in the world

Alex Monier

Officiant

some are calling him the "antipope of Chalmette"

Kyle Neary

Maid of Honor

a fantastic dance partner, chef, and cat parent

Bruce Miller

Best Man

the Rodman to Bryce's Jordan, in terms of late 2010's Louisiana High School Quizbowl; his Dostoyeveskeyan double, in terms of onomastics

Yves Cao

Bridesmaid

campbell's campy partner in crime!

Collin Shannon

Groomsman

loves potatoes; prolly better at juggling than you

Jazz Flowers

Bridesmaid

campbell's beautiful, free spirited comrade

Maansi Solanky

Groomsman

in med school (geaux tigers!); will outdrink any & all Columbia nerds

Haley Blache

Bridesmaid

extremely loyal and will cut you if you hurt campbell

Grace Kantrow

Groomsman

as a Hare Krishna she is religiously obligated to give u a hug (not a joke)

Lauren Chauvin

Bridesmaid

get you a girl who both looks sweet and knows all of the words to backseat freestyle

Linghao Kong

Groomsman

🅱️ing chilling u already kno.. (6'3"; not single)

Stella Monier

Ring Bearer

Lucevan li occhi suoi più che la stella

Simone Monier

Flower Girl