Wedding Party
Carissa Eatmon
Holly's Maid of Honor
Holly's eldest sister, and former Halloween costume coordinator. Ask her why the school principal called their mom cracking up when Holly was in 1st grade. Like Holly, she is unable to half-ass anything.
Maddie Collins
Camille's Maid of Honor
Camille's younger sister and former fist fight opponent. When they were younger they used to give each other private concerts on the bathroom floor.
Carrie Stratman
Bridesmaid
Holly's sister and childhood roommate. She always offered to drive to go teepee stupid boys houses that broke Holly's heart. She is also unable to half-ass anything—it's obviously a genetic trait.
Sabrina Woolsey
Bridesmaid
The Queen of the comebacks! Has known Camille since high school, and is the one most likely to be a Comedy Central roast cast member.
Ali Faith
Bridesmaid
Has known Holly since kindergarten, and survived 7 years of cheerleading together. They share a deep love of ghosts, spooky things, and can never take a normal cute photo together.
Corey Faith
Bridesman
Other than Camille, the person most likely to have made friends with you already. They have both already had lengthy conversations with every brick wall they've ever met. P.S, he offered to wear a dress for this.
Jana Hale
Bridesmaid
Holly and Camille's work mom, drinking buddy, and professional shit talker. Most likely to cry as much as our mothers will, and be caught sneaking shots in the bathroom.
Devin Ellifritz
Bridesman
Has survived many HEATED games of Pictionary Junior with Holly & Camille. Would give anyone the shirt off his back...but would also drop kick you. Just kidding...but are we?? P.S. He also offered to wear a dress for this.
Kayleigh Woolsey
Bridesmaid
A gem from Texas y'all! Her and Holly bonded over their shared belief that it should be Halloween always, and their sense of humor being complete trash. If anyone ends up bleeding, she's an EMT.
Peyton Wolfe
Bridesmaid
Camille's baby sister, and the most frequent flyer on her missed FaceTime call list. You'll probably find her either in the middle of the dance circle or in the corner making TikTok's.
Susan Montgomery
Holly's Mom
Passed on the "never able to half-ass anything" gene, and the Halloween obsession gene. Has always encouraged Holly to be exactly who she is. Whoever that ends up being at the time.
Christy Burger
Camille's Mom
The one most likely to be yelling the loudest at a kid's sports game, and the reason Camille will take no shit. If you've got anyone in your corner standing up for you, it's Camille's mom.
David Montgomery
Holly's Dad
Champion cool junk finder, childhood pet catcher, and the person responsible for Holly's taste in music. He will always be right there for any of his kids, even if that means having to leave the west side of Evansville.
Bert Collins
Camille's Dad
One-Liner legend, and the reason for Camille’s personality and good looks. He can usually be found in a deer stand, in a canoe, or telling a story.
Gavin Eatmon
Officiant
Holly's brother-in-law, and let's be real, Camille's true soulmate. Most likely to be the most entertaining officiant you'll ever see. Seriously y'all buckle up we gave him free rein.
Nathaniel & Quincy Stratman
Flower Duo
Holly's brother-in-law, and niece. Nathaniel has been in the family since Holly was about 7, so he's lived through every one of her stupid exes and has always stepped into the shoes of big brother when needed. Quincy on the other hand, is the one most likely to be giving you side eye.
Brooksin Tyring
Ring Bearer
Camille's nephew, our ring security for the evening, and he would just like to get back to playing with his trucks in the dirt thank you.
Oliver Eatmon
Reader
Holly's nephew, dinosaur and doodling expert, and a pretty strong contender for the fart noise championship.
Andrea Tucker
Reader
The one most likely to say "You can't do that!" in a game of Uno, and definitely the one you want on your team for Disney trivia. She also makes the DANG best mashed potatoes.
Elliott & Spencer Stratman
Ushers
Holly's nephews, and the ones likely to be the most upstanding citizens at this shindig. Ask Elliott why his dad isn't allowed to be in our annual water balloon fights anymore. Spencer probably knows more about your favorite athlete or football team than you.