Once upon a time, at the confluence of two rivers, Princess Cupcake and Fish Poet met on a blind date. Now, the blind date had some stipulations. First, Fish Poet had to watch Princess Cupcake throw herself around the stage in Rashōmon which also involved tears, rage, deflowering, and dis-embowlment. Fish Poet was not scared. Secondly, Princess Cupcake had to look past Fish Poet's fashion sense. He came up to introduce himself at the end of the show in his trusty flip flops and socks. Luckily he was also wearing pants and a shirt. Princess Cupcake was not scared either. Thus introduced, Princess and Poet went to a local gathering spot to talk. While all of Princess Cupcake's fellow cast members sat nearby, Princess Cupcake ordered a beer and brisket nachos putting all of Fish Poet's fears to rest. Three hours of the easiest talking in the world later, Princess Cupcake kissed Fish Poet, or Fish Poet kissed Princess Cupcake, thus turning themselves into Haley and Cam, and they've been adventuring and sharing their lives with each other ever since. Haley and Cam invite you to come celebrate the confluence of Fish-Cupcake love on May 27th, 2018.